Texting schmexting

New phone has terrible memory capacity for text messages :(
And since I don't want to study for my finals....

Parth:
"Have a great time, favorite. It'll be fun. But don't do anything i wouldn't :-) haha. Call me in the morning when you leave. Love you :-D"
"We all miss you, too :-("
"I <333 you, too, hermana. Thanks once again"
"Alrighty. And this weekend made me realize: they say that the friends/family from high school that you stay with through college will be there through life. And of course that'll be the case with you, but i feel Rachel, too, now. So davis would be great"
"Thank ye. See you then. Tonight's dinner at Acapulco felt incomplete because the whole family came except you"

Saleeb:
":( take comfort in knowing that it is all over and will never happen again. That you have people around u who would die for u and that God is constantly with u."
"U will be truly happy one day because dammit u sure as hell deserve it. U lovely lovely Giraffe."
"I love u so much and dont ever hesitate to call me. :) and btw u r never alone, not in a creepy way. :)"
"Good night, i love u :)"
"Are u back?! Today i was sitting there thinking that i miss ya! Dude college is gonna suck. Ha"
"Sc is a breeding ground for ur people. It makes me miss u :("
"I love jews"

Chrissy:
"heychadha. I'm leaving have a fantastic week! Take a shot for me when your daddy leaves. I love you."
"happy birthday! niggahhhhhhhhzzzzzzzz bitchmuthafuckah!! Leagal hookahing and clubbing"
"I love you. Thanks for this morning. Goodnight mon amie!"

Sachin:
"I needed to tell someone cuz im beyond tripping out! And i trust u a lot!"
"Haha dude ur the best! For reals! U are! Thanx for everything foolio!"
"I miss u! :("
"Haha thanx dude! Uve always been there for me and i truly appreciate it! U dont even know how much! :)"

Roomie:
"oh girl..You cant hear her with that knife in her gut"
"of course you would! Id sing you lullabies and stroke your hair"
"For some reason i keep thinking about davis at the jacuzzi.. Oh nicolas pauli (:"
"Yeah but this was after i transifugred. Transfigured. So sleepy"
"): at davis im gonna wake up and totally gush to you about my latest dream and youre gonna be like wtf mom wow cow"
"Noooo cus youre gonna sleep and were gonna spooooon (:"
"Have i told your lately that i love you?"
"Are they tiny? The smaller they are the less space i have to cover to snuggle next to you (:"
"You can be little spoon!! (:"
"Baby don't fight it... <3 (okay ill stop)"
"Cant wait <3 need my dose of karinaaaaa"
"Have a good night girl and thank you thank you thank you for EVERYTHING"
"tHEY KEEP PLAYING PITBULL AHHH"
"<3 was iming you a lil while ago because it seems like we havent talked in ages but no response so ima go nighty night. Love you curry nom nom naaa"
"We in the bed like hu hu hu"
"Dont thank me. its what im here for you. I got you babe.. Never ever hesitate"
"Okay so youre gross (: goshhh i miss you." "DEATH? I dont wanna die...chicken.. Whupping.."
"Goodnight. So glad you were born <3"
"Im SO thankful and so is justin. Thank you SO SO SO much, youre such a great friend"
"THANK YOU SO MUCH NOM NOM"
"Hey there, how ya doing? You are the one that i am really pursuing and i would like to get to know ya, like to gimme your name and if ya jot down ya number ill give mine in exchange.. Hi (:"
"*justin rubs my feet as i lose consciousness* (supertrooper) 'if you were my wife, id give you foot rubs till you fell asleep' (kchad) 'ew thats creepy' *justin drops my feet* Thanks for having us over!!"
"SooooOo excited for skewlz. Moochiez. Love you!"
"Girls beind me in class confirmed WHY I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS. Mish yew"
"But my kisses cure insomnia ):"
"Thanks love. Din din. Oh bambi. Its cold as a motherfucker outside! Fack"
"Lava yous. Text/call/facebook/communicate telepathically whenev"
"Oh honey. Whatever troubles you will never be annoying"
"I need you to realize that there are a bunch of people in the world who love the eebiejeebies out of you" "Thought id work on my paper while i wait to board my plane.. "here is my attempt at a love note. Oh wait im not drunk" <3 im so thankful i have you in my life"


Bobo:
"love you babe of course. night hon"
"Yes! I did haha i'm soo tired now so i'm gonna sleep. Water and food all night k? Love you see ya tomorrow babe :)"
"I'm always here if you decide to pull the lesbian card..."
"No need to get jealous though Nana i only have eyes for you"
"You like it. That was like a flirty 'cut it out' Haha :) night boo"
"Get it together makes me really happy for some reason it's very hopeful :) love you"
"What is that even supposed to mean! Like cheche kinds biting? Like He's a freak"
"Hey :) hope you're having a good day love you and rach :)"

Tat yee:
"Do it. Getting lonely without you"
"count bears hopping the rainbow of weed"
"I'm holding your hand"
"Would totally text but you might be asleep. It's 5 here and i'm all alone.."
"Haha nice. Work it honey"
"Not for the little lesbians"
"Can only aspire to work it as well as you!"
"Alrighty. I miss you. I'll try to make an appearance :)"
"I love youuu"
"I need some lovin', na na na."
"O.O yeah karina, everythings cool, thanks. Really, Karina, i'm fine. Love you :) if something was wrong, i'd let you know"
"Okay. God. Giraffe. Both capitalized"
"Alright, i'm depending on you to be my weed wing(wo)man"
"Worth every mile!"
"Do you want us to pull over so you can
?"

"Aye aye. Well, good luck with the weekend. Remember, sticks and stones can break your bones but PDA can only make you vom. Stay strong, i'm with you in spirit."

Jocelyn
"aww karina! You were thinking of meeee! Haha i love you girlll"
"Happppy birthdayy karinaaa!! I love ya :)"
"Aww karina i love you. I miss you so much but i already knew that haha"
"Aww man im so sad you live so far. I wanna visit you even more jmjtmdaj take care love"

SLO Rach Dee:
"Youre the crazy one"
"Ah see you soon lovah!"
"I almost missed my stop because i was looking through the pictures of us ha"
"Oh my god i just walked by another addiction tattoo and the girl with the rainbow hair and her bf were sitting outside. Miss you!"
"Im at that place we ate at on my birthday. Its a bit sad though without you"
"Happy birthday dipwit! Wish i could be there <3" "Oh i fucking love you little ones now! Ha. If we split it three ways then that could work"


Nadia:
"aga and i would love to see you. i really missed u. outta everyone. so if u can we can do something tomorrow. we'd love to!"
"Tita kchad of course."

Cheryl:
"Miss you already =("
"Love youuuu<3" everything ="(">

Audrey:
"Just to let you know...Heidi and i miss you. A lot. Come home!"

Crazy Blair:
"Omg ur soo deep. Caues u have brown hair"
"Blond ppl are deep. Like a golden retrevr"
"OMG! We need to do a line off my braclets"

Mama Chadha:
"Hi mithu they are showing kabhikhushikabhigam and i was thinking of all the times we watched it together i miss you a lot love you"



Random:
"Happy biiirdday Ms buddy krocker!!!"- Taniya Ahmed
"Last night was hella fun :] luv ya!"- Mehr
"Happy birthday miss no more minor!"-Hersh
"Happy Birthday sis!"- Agus
"I love u and always will. Your a very special person with the biggest heart. Call u when i get back"- Mark
"Hey Karina! I totally forgot to say thankyou for last night and the ride home today! Ur the best! =)"- Manali
"No doubt haha. well i'll talk to u soon. Hopefully SEE you too soon. GNite :)"- Ka$h (aka the best text ever HAHAHAH)
"I love you and i miss you"- Tiffany
"Yus, was just about to leave. You are om-nom-niscient."- Ryan Stone
"Love you curry!"- Sara Gonzalez
"I get high with a little help from my friends!!!! :) haha kina i miss you sooooo!!!!"- Hersh
"Thanks i love you kariiina"- Nick B


I NEED MORE MEMORY ON MY PHONE


OH! random drafts:
"My eyes are like jaba the hut"- ted
"How about a gray popsickel? It tastes like newspaper"- ted
"Teddy's chasing after his legs"- me
"I feel like i'm at the last supper"- ted
"Is your mouth not too busy?"- Jas Q to tat yee
"Furfull face"- Jas Q
"Pumpkin soap!"- Mark
"I thought i could smell them when we came in."- Tim
"Hit and run"- me to Garv
"'OH GOD' big eyes. Grand feat if you remember. Jabba jabba jabba jabba. REFRIED? I was wondering why you looked so DAMN sexy today. Chocolate is god's poop. You're a one way ticket to the moon"- Kanika
"So tangy"- Sachin
"Phantom hag. Daddy didn't hug you; well there's your hug. oooo baby likes her milk. Mein Kampf more like Mein Cock. Pns explosion."- Anthony Conover
"I should moderate this shit. What the FUCK is going on?!?! I can walk i'm fine. Hey girl hey! I don't want to pee and puke at the same time that's just awkward. Biological jungle juice"- Lamb
"Girls under 100 pounds cannot pound. HAHAHAHBARF"- Teddy
"Whitney coke. Smoothe criminal gas company. Tearin through ya. Men in tights. Eileen Dover. Prof Dumblewhore 'come to class to learn how to use a wand.' Umi Sohorny"- Davis is Burning
"My laugh is like I'm a cute bag lady with a hard life"- FABULOUS justin kurup
"You haven't seen moulin rouge? Youre not really gay then"- Aaron to Chris
"No fritos for you! (Irish accent)"- me to kanika
"Mama Chadha will bring the indian fury"- Ashely Boyd

India Arie- Brown skin
India Arie- Can I Walk with you